February 2012
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
katniss: he's dozed off again, but I kiss him awake, which seems to startle him. Then he smiles as if he's be happy to lie there gazing at me forever. He's great at this stuff.
me: FUCKING FUCK KATNISS MY FUCKING GOD THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU MY GOD GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FUCK YOU'RE THE MOST OBLIVIOUS PERSON I'VE EVER MET GOD
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Aw man, Warren just stole a Whitney Houston CD “for his girlfriend.”
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I just sang 'I'll Make Love to You' to my mac n'...
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January 2012
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Why is kristen bell’s reaction to the sloth that funny? I don’t think it’s funny at all. I cry like that every time my cat walks into the room.
What's your magical girl name? →
sweetcharade518:
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gruestock:
bangaranging:
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Sweet Charm Invoker Emilee that’s actually super cool.
Clockwork Storm Collector Shannon
;o;
Morning Slayer Emperess josh
Iron Scream Emperess Ellen
what what what omg
Time Pixie Fighter Janie.
Absolute Heroine Lady Caity
Omg I love it!
Devine Space Witch Vicki. Appropriate.